And who said game titles aren’t getting longer!

I picked this up as a cheapy a few weeks ago (it can be had for about a tenner) and completed it last night. OK first things first, it’s a flawed game. The graphics are sub-par especially the textures which are woeful in places. The plot is utter 3rd rate, high fantasy tosh. It’s heavily cut down as a RPG with little customisation, choice or real depth, and it’s got quite a few glitches and bugs.

But… despite all of that I really rather enjoyed it! It starts off pretty badly, in fact I only continued to play in order to see how bad it could be and laugh at it. But soon I was sucked in, the game definitely improves by about Chapter 4 when the settings and enemies start to get interesting

In a way I enjoyed the fact it didn’t have all the depth of a real RPG or thousands of side quests like say Oblivion (which would be the closest game to compare it to, given the fantasy setting and first person view). The lack of options and choices basically meant I got on with playing the game, rather than the hours of buggering about that I normally do. The game also rewards exploration, something I like in my games; so if you go clambering up to the top of that hard to reach, ruined pillar there is generally something there to reward your efforts & curiosity (other good games in this regard are Tomb Raider and Half Life 2)

Anyhow, if you are after a light weight, action-RPG with a bit of hack and slash & dungeon crawling and general daring do - I’d say you can’t go far wrong with DMMM:E (as it’s know to it’s friends!)

The weekly Weight Watchers meeting could get a litte fraught once the biscuits arrived